Never only have 1 Broker, For last December when I was Looking for a short They sang me this song.

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A short you seek
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest Trades we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the Broker
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum
So to honor Us
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we come
Little Trader
Pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor Trader too
Pa rum pum pum pum
I have no Shorts to bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give our Trader
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum
Shall I go long for you
Pa rum pum pum pum
On my Margin
Mary shorted
Pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept shorting
Pa rum pum pum pum
I played my Longs for Him
Pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best Long for Him
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum
Then He smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my Longs